Enjoy loose motions plus a bowl of cow piss soup with Hariati Sinaga now!

Ummmm Aaaah. Loose motions feel awesome today. Hariati Sinaga and I have been having sex after mutually cooking vegetable soup with cow piss. The hungry Asian pussy is still in the toilet, I must join her fast for a new round of loose motions.

Ummmm. It’s so soft like her pussy. This anus buttock feeling through loose motions. So soft and chubby. Ummmm Hariati Sinaga’s soft pubic hairs you may play with. I bought hair pins, rubber bands, dog clips to tie those pubic hairs once and for all. Ummmm loose motions make me feel free, free!

This anus buttock feel. Ummmm. Aaaaah. Come to our home today to enjoy our cow piss soup cooked with all German vegetables! Enjoy a bowel now!

German Hun,

Prof. Christoph Scherrer

University website: http://universityofkassel.blogspot.com

Cow piss donated by the untouchable Hindu Sinaga clan of Indonesia! Good news!

Good news all visa holders and wannabe Hindu Huns!

I finally obtained a jug of cow piss from the untouchable Hindu Sinaga clan of Indonesia. Hariati the whore left it outside my office with a suicide note, the jug reading ‘Hunny.’

It looks like apple juice to me. I may only offer a sip to each one of you. Oh, what freedom it offers from humanity at large! Come to my office to enjoy it free!

I did have loose motions right after I’d tasted it, which is more good news. Now I’m wondering if the Sinaga clan of pimps and whores could send me some of their stupid elephant god’s semen to increase my sexual potency at this late stage of my career as a brothel keeper.

German Hun,

Prof. Christoph Scherrer

University website: http://universityofkassel.blogspot.com

Hariati Sinaga must suck my cock like it's the trunk of her poor elephant god

Last night, I had a large group of rich Arab buyers who simply refused to pay me for my sexual services, the reason being that my cock is ‘too short, smelly, wrinkled, old,’ and as they put it ‘suffering from various skin ailments like skin cancer.’

They left me a bottle of kerosene (don’t know if you’ve heard of it). It’s not oil, I suppose.

Now where’s our Hindu prostitute and the cow piss she promised?

German Hun,

Prof. Christoph Scherrer

University website: http://universityofkassel.blogspot.com