Cow piss donated by the untouchable Hindu Sinaga clan of Indonesia! Good news!

Good news all visa holders and wannabe Hindu Huns!

I finally obtained a jug of cow piss from the untouchable Hindu Sinaga clan of Indonesia. Hariati the whore left it outside my office with a suicide note, the jug reading ‘Hunny.’

It looks like apple juice to me. I may only offer a sip to each one of you. Oh, what freedom it offers from humanity at large! Come to my office to enjoy it free!

I did have loose motions right after I’d tasted it, which is more good news. Now I’m wondering if the Sinaga clan of pimps and whores could send me some of their stupid elephant god’s semen to increase my sexual potency at this late stage of my career as a brothel keeper.

German Hun,

Prof. Christoph Scherrer

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