Thursday, October 27, 2011

Horny Boring Religious Fanatics Speak Out: Hariati Sinaga and Christoph Scherrer @ Graduate School of Socio-Ecological Research for Development, University of Kassel


Horny Hindu Hariati Sinaga's message to me:

'Sir, I want to invite you to Hinduism. We worship all animals and fuck them too, it's fun. Here in these photos you can see our elephant god made of plastic, sinking in a tub with a black Hindu boy. Ooooh. I want his penis inside me now! Look at the plastic penis of the elephant god. Do you want to be Hindu, Sir?

We also worship monkeys. As you can see in the photo, man is taller than monkeys. Sir, when you call me ape-looking, I'm proud. We believe animals are superior to humankind, and that's why I decided to fuck you the very first day I saw you. Sir, you're such an animal, sexual beast, and you're also very very boring like a dumb animal. Your IQ is even lesser than mine.

To put it short, I'm lesser than an animal who is my god -- my theory. You're an animal, so you're my professor.

Now before we are jailed together for terrorism, robberies etc., let's fuck like jungle beasts, please Sir please, I'm horny now! Somebody take me!

As for our reputations on Google -- Sir, to be honest, nobody knows you or pays attention. You're soooo dumb and insignificant just like an untouchable Hindu street sweeper. As for me, my parents are living in slums of Indonesia. Nobody cares whether I'm slut or what.

Also Sir, I want to point out that because monkeys and elephants etc. are my gods, and you're my professor, I consider you lesser than monkeys and elephants etc. That is, your IQ is even less than that of apes because apes are gods, you aren't! Sir, you're sooooo stupid that even monkeys are superior to you!'

My reply:

Hairy Haiti, I will marry you because you remind me of my mother, a shy sexual Arabic mammal like you. She's very silent and Arab in nature, just like you -- never drinks or dopes, never expresses her sexual desires in public, but is always thinking about every man's cock. We fuck silently and nobody finds out. It's the same with you. 

I'm always thinking about your hairy cunt, while you're always thinking of my buns. You must fuck my brother too. Suck his cock now!

I believe your theory is right. I don't want to be your god. As I explained before, I'm dependent on dullards like yourself or I'd have to leave my job and join your dad, a Hindu street sweeper, on the streets. Elephants and apes are smarter than me. I'm just a poor dog who will always defend your horny honor. You're like my daughter, you bald ugly dull whore! I'm very attached to your cunt. Reminds me of my mother's. I'd do everything to keep you on our dullard team for fucking. Soon we'd be fucking in jail too!


German Hun,

Prof. Christoph Scherrer