'Sir, have you ever tasted cow piss? Here in these photos, you can see my Hindu Sudra (untouchable) cousins collecting and drinking cow piss, and also bathing in it. It's a holy rite. It's a soft drink for us. All of these cousins are looking forward to joining us at ICDD very soon. Sir, you can fuck them and they want visas, please. We will all stay in Germany.
They say if you have loose motions right after you've had cow piss, the cow will be happy with you and she will bless you. The cow, too, is our god. My theory: Sir, you're inferior to cows and monkeys! They're smarter than you. If the rat were our god, they wouldn't be any smarter. All our gods are equal, and rats aren't our gods so far. Sir, you're equal to a rat alone.
Anyway, we wash our homes with cow piss, and we drink it all the time! We all love cow piss. Sir, should I bring some bottles for you to drink and bathe with? You'd never feel cleaner. In one of these photos, you can see my dad and few uncles (soon to join you at ICDD -- they want visas, please) selling cow piss to ignorant people like you. We want to sell it to you and establish cow piss trade here in Germany. We have discounts, Sir. Can you buy it? Sir, it's very special. You must bathe with cow piss from now on or I wouldn't marry you. Also, it's a holy rite for us to kiss the cow's anus (as you see my cousin doing in the photo). Before we get married, Sir, I will make you kiss the cow's anus. It gives a special shine to the Hindu cock; you will enjoy it. It's a nice odour. You will surely love the smell of the cow anus.'
My response:
I didn't enjoy your blowjob today. Maybe after I've drunk and bathed with cow's anus, I will feel free. Yet I cannot buy it, as you know I'm very very poor. You can give it as a marriage gift to me. We can keep a cow at home to smell its anus each day. I want that special shine on my aging cock. We should buy a cock soon -- before we are jailed, we must marry before a cow.
As for your family, they must send me videos of themselves fucking one another before we can grant them visas and admissions here.
Nice to know your Arabic Taliban family drinks something other than semen.
German Hun,
Prof. Christoph Scherrer
Personal website: http://anuschristophscherrer.blogspot.com
