Monday, December 12, 2011

Hariati Sinaga’s Horny Little Father in My Bed Tonight, Aaaah

Tonight I was standing in the moonlight in the shade of a tree, rubbing my anus buttock cheeks against the trunk of the tree. Aaaah. A huge masturbation experience. I wasn’t wearing a panty under my baggy pants. When I moved away an inch from the tree to pull out the portion of my pants stuck between my buttock cheeks, inside the deep hairy line between the two cheeks, my anus screamed out loud: Paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

As soon as it had said this, I felt two fingers caressing my buttock cheeks. As luck would have it, it was Hariati Sinaga’s Pa, Mr. Sinaga!

Aaaaah. We did it. Soon after, we wanted to dance. I wanted to teach him some western moves, the hip dance. Your hips and buttocks move to the left, 10 times, and then to the right, 10 times. Both partners must do this dance together, hip to hip, buttock cheek to anus buttock cheek.

I started with my left buttock cheek and hip to realize my buttocks could only hit his face through this deep moving dance step. What I did with my hips and buttocks, he did with his face. We danced on, the short animal and I.

It was late in the night, so we came home soon after that. Today Mr. Sinaga and I are on the same bed late at night. He wants you to know he’s enjoying it deeply. Aaaaah.


German Hun,

Christoph Scherrer


Friday, November 4, 2011

Enjoy loose motions plus a bowl of cow piss soup with Hariati Sinaga now!

Ummmm Aaaah. Loose motions feel awesome today. Hariati Sinaga and I have been having sex after mutually cooking vegetable soup with cow piss. The hungry Asian pussy is still in the toilet, I must join her fast for a new round of loose motions.

Ummmm. It’s so soft like her pussy. This anus buttock feeling through loose motions. So soft and chubby. Ummmm Hariati Sinaga’s soft pubic hairs you may play with. I bought hair pins, rubber bands, dog clips to tie those pubic hairs once and for all. Ummmm loose motions make me feel free, free!

This anus buttock feel. Ummmm. Aaaaah. Come to our home today to enjoy our cow piss soup cooked with all German vegetables! Enjoy a bowel now!


German Hun,

Prof. Christoph Scherrer




Cow piss donated by the untouchable Hindu Sinaga clan of Indonesia! Good news!

Good news all visa holders and wannabe Hindu Huns!

I finally obtained a jug of cow piss from the untouchable Hindu Sinaga clan of Indonesia. Hariati the whore left it outside my office with a suicide note, the jug reading ‘Hunny.’

It looks like apple juice to me. I may only offer a sip to each one of you. Oh, what freedom it offers from humanity at large! Come to my office to enjoy it free!

I did have loose motions right after I’d tasted it, which is more good news. Now I’m wondering if the Sinaga clan of pimps and whores could send me some of their stupid elephant god’s semen to increase my sexual potency at this late stage of my career as a brothel keeper.

German Hun,

Prof. Christoph Scherrer




Tuesday, November 1, 2011

Hariati Sinaga must suck my cock like it's the trunk of her poor elephant god

Last night, I had a large group of rich Arab buyers who simply refused to pay me for my sexual services, the reason being that my cock is ‘too short, smelly, wrinkled, old,’ and as they put it ‘suffering from various skin ailments like skin cancer.’

They left me a bottle of kerosene (don’t know if you’ve heard of it). It’s not oil, I suppose.

Now where’s our Hindu prostitute and the cow piss she promised?


German Hun,

Prof. Christoph Scherrer



Monday, October 31, 2011

'Hariati Sinaga, come here with your boobs hanging low like a cow's,' by Christoph Scherrer @ MA Global Political Economy (GPE), University of Kassel

I have a group of Saudi Arabs seeking free blowjobs today. They're also searching for secretaries like our dumb Hindu whore, Hariati Sinaga, due to whom we have no power over mankind. Those Saudis were meant to fuck me, now they're all asking for a Hindu cow.

German Hun,

Prof. Christoph Scherrer

University website: http://universityofkassel.blogspot.com

Friday, October 28, 2011

Taliban whore Hariati Sinaga teaches cow anal penetration @ Promotionskolleg Global Social Policies and Governance, Universität Kassel

My little whore, Hariati Sinaga's message:

'Sir, have you ever tasted cow piss? Here in these photos, you can see my Hindu Sudra (untouchable) cousins collecting and drinking cow piss, and also bathing in it. It's a holy rite. It's a soft drink for us. All of these cousins are looking forward to joining us at ICDD very soon. Sir, you can fuck them and they want visas, please. We will all stay in Germany.

They say if you have loose motions right after you've had cow piss, the cow will be happy with you and she will bless you. The cow, too, is our god. My theory: Sir, you're inferior to cows and monkeys! They're smarter than you. If the rat were our god, they wouldn't be any smarter. All our gods are equal, and rats aren't our gods so far. Sir, you're equal to a rat alone.

Anyway, we wash our homes with cow piss, and we drink it all the time! We all love cow piss. Sir, should I bring some bottles for you to drink and bathe with? You'd never feel cleaner. In one of these photos, you can see my dad and few uncles (soon to join you at ICDD -- they want visas, please) selling cow piss to ignorant people like you. We want to sell it to you and establish cow piss trade here in Germany. We have discounts, Sir. Can you buy it? Sir, it's very special. You must bathe with cow piss from now on or I wouldn't marry you. Also, it's a holy rite for us to kiss the cow's anus (as you see my cousin doing in the photo). Before we get married, Sir, I will make you kiss the cow's anus. It gives a special shine to the Hindu cock; you will enjoy it. It's a nice odour. You will surely love the smell of the cow anus.'


My response:

I didn't enjoy your blowjob today. Maybe after I've drunk and bathed with cow's anus, I will feel free. Yet I cannot buy it, as you know I'm very very poor. You can give it as a marriage gift to me. We can keep a cow at home to smell its anus each day. I want that special shine on my aging cock. We should buy a cock soon -- before we are jailed, we must marry before a cow.

As for your family, they must send me videos of themselves fucking one another before we can grant them visas and admissions here.

Nice to know your Arabic Taliban family drinks something other than semen.


German Hun,

Prof. Christoph Scherrer


Personal website: http://anuschristophscherrer.blogspot.com




Thursday, October 27, 2011

Horny Boring Religious Fanatics Speak Out: Hariati Sinaga and Christoph Scherrer @ Graduate School of Socio-Ecological Research for Development, University of Kassel


Horny Hindu Hariati Sinaga's message to me:

'Sir, I want to invite you to Hinduism. We worship all animals and fuck them too, it's fun. Here in these photos you can see our elephant god made of plastic, sinking in a tub with a black Hindu boy. Ooooh. I want his penis inside me now! Look at the plastic penis of the elephant god. Do you want to be Hindu, Sir?

We also worship monkeys. As you can see in the photo, man is taller than monkeys. Sir, when you call me ape-looking, I'm proud. We believe animals are superior to humankind, and that's why I decided to fuck you the very first day I saw you. Sir, you're such an animal, sexual beast, and you're also very very boring like a dumb animal. Your IQ is even lesser than mine.

To put it short, I'm lesser than an animal who is my god -- my theory. You're an animal, so you're my professor.

Now before we are jailed together for terrorism, robberies etc., let's fuck like jungle beasts, please Sir please, I'm horny now! Somebody take me!

As for our reputations on Google -- Sir, to be honest, nobody knows you or pays attention. You're soooo dumb and insignificant just like an untouchable Hindu street sweeper. As for me, my parents are living in slums of Indonesia. Nobody cares whether I'm slut or what.

Also Sir, I want to point out that because monkeys and elephants etc. are my gods, and you're my professor, I consider you lesser than monkeys and elephants etc. That is, your IQ is even less than that of apes because apes are gods, you aren't! Sir, you're sooooo stupid that even monkeys are superior to you!'

My reply:

Hairy Haiti, I will marry you because you remind me of my mother, a shy sexual Arabic mammal like you. She's very silent and Arab in nature, just like you -- never drinks or dopes, never expresses her sexual desires in public, but is always thinking about every man's cock. We fuck silently and nobody finds out. It's the same with you. 

I'm always thinking about your hairy cunt, while you're always thinking of my buns. You must fuck my brother too. Suck his cock now!

I believe your theory is right. I don't want to be your god. As I explained before, I'm dependent on dullards like yourself or I'd have to leave my job and join your dad, a Hindu street sweeper, on the streets. Elephants and apes are smarter than me. I'm just a poor dog who will always defend your horny honor. You're like my daughter, you bald ugly dull whore! I'm very attached to your cunt. Reminds me of my mother's. I'd do everything to keep you on our dullard team for fucking. Soon we'd be fucking in jail too!


German Hun,

Prof. Christoph Scherrer